Dear my friends,

holigays

2005-12-18T21:47:51Z

Im going to new york on thursday and im never coming back.

hooray

2005-12-14T16:49:31Z

I got my stomach sliced open and i am on a thousand drugs someone come visit me it'll be so much fun.

everybody's talkin bout the stormy weather

2005-11-11T02:06:09Z

My head could open up, lava could explode out, pour right down my face, doesn't bother me a bit.

count_demmerle @ 2005-11-02T20:10:00

2005-11-03T01:11:21Z

This song reminds me of bookworm adventures.

count_demmerle @ 2005-10-30T22:08:00

2005-10-31T03:09:35Z

Today i made sarah play world of warcraft.

mission accomplished.

bixler! bixler! bixler!

2005-10-23T16:59:09Z

So last night me and sarah got dressed up and walked on the beach. actually we went to her homecoming and it was so much fun we had to leave after 20 minutes. I actually had a really great time just walking around by the beach with her. so romantic. ooooo. We sang songs. Probably more fun than slow dancing at norfolk acadamy. People there are creepy. My gf is cute. There were little babies from my school there. And sarah has a giant asian friend. Who likes my space. so i guess i have to like him. I touched some guys butt. or sarah did but he blamed me. he did enjoy it tho. moral is: sarah is good. the end.

epic bike ride go!

missed gwar :(
forgive me alyse.

count_demmerle @ 2005-10-18T21:26:00

2005-10-19T01:27:25Z

what we do?

Lords of P-town

2005-09-14T00:59:09Z

Portsmouth is the most disgusting place in the Universe. As soon as I get off the ferry Im covered in flies and poop.

I have the best gf ever. Shes so nice. <3 Sick Sarah
Were starting a clothing scheme. Wer going to make the $$$ and have 5000 babies to work in our sweat shops.
First I have to start remembering my dollars for Macarthur parking.

I miss doctor dave and that asian girl who ran off to new york together.
I miss everyone who ran away. rawrrghh come back. screw college hang out with me.
I even miss Professor Gilliat.

Art show was good.
Thanks for coming Sarah! Jerry! Alyse! and Mr Mazzerella
I owe relative theory 5 bucks. for saving my life from Sarah. she was gonna eff me up so bad.
lj is so whack

Tell us tell us tell us

2005-08-06T06:59:43Z

So today i felt like i rolled out of the sewers in richmond with 2 hours of sleep, well I pretty much did. I feel like crap and i want to sleep but i cant aghh. I cant wait till Sarah finishes work so we can spend the rest of summer together. I am extremely happy with everyone that i spend my time with. Both Mrs Sarah, and all of my friends. I hope you all feel the same way about me. Its just beginning to dawn on me that many of my closest friends are going to be gone after these last weeks of summer. I hope i can spend as much time with all of you as possible. And I'm really going to miss those of you who are leaving. But keep in touch. As best as possible. <3 foreal

There is no escape / I<3MattRetard

2005-07-04T08:54:38Z

I smell like poop and i like richmond alot. I went there with matt reed this weekend and lived with his friend brent for 4 days or so. Matt reed knifed him in the hand and we all rushed him to the emergency room but it was closed so those stitches just had to wait. One day phil smith showed up and we danced around and phils car got robbed of all of his burned cds. it was heinous. We snuck around in abandoned factories but i couldnt find any rats.I Rode brenton like a taun taun. Delivered late night laundry detergent with matt. Shared pizza with hobos. Watched inspiration television and learned of the evils of homosexuals/hordes of homosexuals attacking churches. Not Showering. Getting naked.

Friday Night was the art show. I put some crap together at 4 in the morning and got it in. No one bought my stuff so I killed them all.

Its 5 in the morning and i feel crazy.

The end.

count_demmerle @ 2005-06-25T03:34:00

2005-06-25T07:35:55Z

I am unstoppable

this is my life story

2005-06-06T19:52:24Z

last night went to megans show and played diablo with matt cooke. It was alot of fun. especially megans show.

Birthday scheme

2005-05-18T22:45:22Z

LASER QUEST
This Friday at 10:00-10:30 LATEST
Get ready for laserquest mayhem

game's at 11: IRON MAN CHALLENGEEE
you better bring it

Or Prof. Higgins will have your head.

I fell in love and I needed a roadmap to find out where you lived.

2005-05-03T01:59:00Z

This weekend me and Alyse hung out with my neighbor totoro. It was a pretty good time we poked him and ate cucumbers and stuff. I made a new friend and he gave me some money so I could buy pretzels at school today. He looks like this:

He's coming to my birthday party at the laser tag place and you should too. my birthday is on the 22nd so it should be around then. Tell me if you wanna go!

Ps. Thanks to my little sister being the best photographer ever, now I know what I look like in the morning:

Just you wait Henry Higgins!

2005-04-20T00:59:49Z

All hail the Rat king

Being locked in a basement in D.C. for 3 days is almost as diabolical as Dr. G. I met a family of rats and they made me their king and I did battle with the Nutcracker. I also learned how to play cricket so i can join mrs. vanier's team. And then I made a Javalin in Mr. Roth's class. Today was pretty amazing. Bike ride with Chelsea, Dave, and Jamie. I got the green paint in my hair. damn that green hornet. see ya later bye!

see ya later bye

2005-04-15T00:25:47Z

Tommorow I leave for Washinton to meet English people and help them smuggle peanut butter back to England. Ill be back late sunday just in time to miss the entire weekend. On the upside ill be doing lots of this:

Thats mosquito hunting. If i get a good catch maybe ill bring you back one.

goodbye!

no more audrey hepburn!

2005-04-13T16:30:03Z

I got the black lung. arrgh ill be missing out on dr. gilliat today. Damn coal mines.

The real party was in the bathroom

2005-04-11T06:51:52Z

Today was awesome i played mortal kombat and went to this sweet party with alyse chelsea and dave and jamie and got totally wasted off icecream and played piano and slow danced with dave. I threw the barrel and gave alyse the shaken baby syndrome. The other day i was pretty snazzy and looked alot like this:

Where's my money?

2005-04-07T01:19:04Z

Today I felt alot like this:

Dr. Gilliat told me to push for the last time! so i grinded off his knees.

One Day, This will be me

2005-04-01T00:42:01Z

Jobs Jobs Jobs

2005-03-29T20:59:42Z

I've decided on my new occupation: Ghost Hunter

come on come on

2005-03-24T02:06:41Z

Im sick. sick sick sick

spring break cometh

Choose your destiny

2005-03-13T15:45:09Z

Went to see awesome Show with scary's band with dave, jamie, Sarah, Levi and Leila. I rule at mortal kombat and killed everyone as scorpion until i had to fight myself and he kicked my ass. Then Me and Sarah went back to my house and played more mortal kombat and i rule as subzero just as much even though hes naked in my game.

bye!

Taco Bell > Death

2005-03-04T21:35:42Z

Me and daves secret scheme got unearthed and our destruction was at hand. On the other hand, ISS was really funny, all the most awesome kids were in there and they were all like, "fuck school im gonna drop out, the rest of my family did, so its ok." Just because they had to write some papers for ISS.

I just feel sorry for all those poor innocent people we hurt with our terrible crimes. Our reign of terror has ended, and peace has returned to the lunchroom.

Anyway this weekend and next week will be completely awesome. Hang out with girlfriend/Go to her house for the first time ever/jump out the windown will be ultra good. Jerry late night special.

Circletakesthesquare/fearbeforethemarchofflames-saturday with scary

Ultimate weekend.

Kite flying/making day next weekend for mr. daves birthday

Your powers are weak

2005-02-08T02:36:16Z

I met someone who happens to be totally awesome

<3 DV